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John is the pizza delivery guy from a company that promises deliveries on time. Only problem is, John is as slow as molasses to deliver a particular pizza, and he was surprised to see two angry, hungry hotties waiting for it when he rang the door bell. He apologizes profusely, promising to do anything to appease their rage, but they got more than refund in mind. Forgetting the sausage pizza, they take out play-sausages of their own to force-feed John with. For the first time in his life, he gets to do a deepthroat blowjob, albeit with a dildo, and he also gets tag-teamed by this naughty pair. They ravage his ass with a strap-on dildo while he makes a mental note never, ever to be late for another delivery, or risk being a Guy that Gets Fucked one more time.

Fired after getting caught masturbating in his office cubicle, Billy is wary of what his gorgeous girlfriend will say once she learns about it. So he turns on the water-works to try and soften her up, but his gal will have none of it. She doesn’t say anything, only bringing out her fake rubber dick-on-a-strap and proceeds to demonstrate to Billy her huge disappointment at his irresponsibility. Billy has no choice but to take the anal fucking like a man, especially from a girl whose rage is unspoken, but demonstrated in an unorthodox yet unforgettable way. Only on Guys Get Fucked, pervs.

A jobless bum deserves a bum job, gorgeous Scarlette thinks, as she’s exasperated over her boyfriend Brian’s inability to find work to help with household maintenance. She can’t take it anymore and thinks punishing his lazy ass is the best way to get him in gear, so she does exactly that. Scarlett whacks his butt with her open palm, making Brian yell out in pain…but that’s not the worst of it. She takes out her secret weapon, a strap-on dildo, and fucks him in the ass to make sure he gets tailed into applying for a job ASAP. Brian is a Guy that Got Fucked, and I’m betting my “bottom” dollar he’ll be an employee somewhere soon.

Natalie is fuming. She just caught a thief trying to steal her car, but she’s not going to just hand him over to the cops, nosireebob. Instead, she’s going to do a bit of DIY Guys Get Fucked treatment on him to make sure that she’ll curtail his life of crime. Her method is pretty simple: strip, have him strip, get out her trusty strap-on dildo, and ram it down his throat until he’s gagging for mercy. Afterwards, make the burglar bend over and start thrusting the pseudo-dick up his poopchute until he promises he won’t do any more crimes anymore. Natalie lets him go, bowlegged and sore, after that, knowing she gave him a taste of what it’s like to be stuck in jail with anal fetishists raring to bugger him up the ass.

Once a cheater, always a cheater, but gorgeous Carrie won’t stand for her boyfriend Hank’s shenanigans anymore. So together with her gal pal Megan, they cooked up a plan to make Hank learn his lesson the hard way, and something he won’t forget soon. It goes thusly: Megan seduces Hank and he won’t be able to resist it, and Carrie will come out bearing dildos. Hank thinks he just hit the threesome jackpot involving his girlfriend and her best friend, but has no idea those sex toys are actually reserved for his ass. They tag-team him and pop his anal cherry with a strap-on, while the other shoves rubber dicks down his protesting gullet. Guys who cheat are Guys that Get Fucked. It’s only fair, and it’s great to watch, too.

Katja Kassin is pissed as fuck.

Her boyfriend Toni forgot to pay the internet bills again, and this totally jeopardizes the paper she has to rush that’s due the following day. She knows nagging him and yelling at him about it won’t do anything, so she sets about taking matters into her own hands…and then some. Using a strap-on dildo, she orders the contrite Toni to get on all fours on the rug so she can ram her fake penis up his virgin poopchute. Toni doesn’t like it one bit, if we’re to judge by the expression on his face. But this Guy Gets Fucked so Katja can drive home the “point” that he has to take his share of responsibility around the house seriously, just as seriously as his ass is taking that strap-on anal.