Guys Get Fucked Blog

Natalie is fuming. She just caught a thief trying to steal her car, but she’s not going to just hand him over to the cops, nosireebob. Instead, she’s going to do a bit of DIY Guys Get Fucked treatment on him to make sure that she’ll curtail his life of crime. Her method is pretty simple: strip, have him strip, get out her trusty strap-on dildo, and ram it down his throat until he’s gagging for mercy. Afterwards, make the burglar bend over and start thrusting the pseudo-dick up his poopchute until he promises he won’t do any more crimes anymore. Natalie lets him go, bowlegged and sore, after that, knowing she gave him a taste of what it’s like to be stuck in jail with anal fetishists raring to bugger him up the ass.

Once a cheater, always a cheater, but gorgeous Carrie won’t stand for her boyfriend Hank’s shenanigans anymore. So together with her gal pal Megan, they cooked up a plan to make Hank learn his lesson the hard way, and something he won’t forget soon. It goes thusly: Megan seduces Hank and he won’t be able to resist it, and Carrie will come out bearing dildos. Hank thinks he just hit the threesome jackpot involving his girlfriend and her best friend, but has no idea those sex toys are actually reserved for his ass. They tag-team him and pop his anal cherry with a strap-on, while the other shoves rubber dicks down his protesting gullet. Guys who cheat are Guys that Get Fucked. It’s only fair, and it’s great to watch, too.

Katja Kassin is pissed as fuck.

Her boyfriend Toni forgot to pay the internet bills again, and this totally jeopardizes the paper she has to rush that’s due the following day. She knows nagging him and yelling at him about it won’t do anything, so she sets about taking matters into her own hands…and then some. Using a strap-on dildo, she orders the contrite Toni to get on all fours on the rug so she can ram her fake penis up his virgin poopchute. Toni doesn’t like it one bit, if we’re to judge by the expression on his face. But this Guy Gets Fucked so Katja can drive home the “point” that he has to take his share of responsibility around the house seriously, just as seriously as his ass is taking that strap-on anal.